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The White-faced Saki, scientifically known as the Pithecia pithecia, can be found in Brazil, French Guiana, Guyana, Suriname and Venezuela hanging out in the understory and lower canopy of the forest.

These arboreal (tree-living) monkeys are fast moving, shy and typically active during the daytime. Their diet consists of berries and other fruits, honey, leaves, flowers, small mammals such as mice and bats, and small birds. They hunt and move mainly in leaps. They can reportedly jump up to 10 meters. This special skill has earned them the nickname “flying monkeys.”

The White-faced Sakis live in small family groups consisting of the parents and two or three offspring. They communicate with one another with squeaks, whistles, barks, grunts and roars.

Like it’s celebrity look-a-like, the White-faced Saki usually makes bird-like chirping sounds and displays aggression by body-shaking and loud growls.


Gene Simmons

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This face is how I get all the ladies.

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I'm just chillin'
The African Lion  is one bad-ass mother fucker. Their roars can be heard from more than 5 miles away. Weighing anywhere from 265 to 420 pounds, this mammal survives by killing animals such as antelopes, zebras, wildebeest and other large animals of the open grasslands. Females do almost all of the hunting, while males use their fighting abilities to protect their territory and loved ones. 

As scary as these mammals may seem, they are often very affectionate toward each other. In fact, lions are the only cats that live in large family units called "prides," usually consisting of about 15 lions. Related females and their young make up the majority of the pride. There might be 2-3 males in a pride, but they usually leave after a few years and let another group of males take over.

With the exception of zoos and captivity, they are now only found in the south Sahara desert and in parts of southern and eastern Africa.

Like their celebrity look-a-like, the mature males sport thick dirty blonde manes that encircle their necks and protect them while fighting.

Brad Pitt

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The Ring-tailed Lemur is one of 22 species of lemurs. They are known for their long, vividly striped, black-and-white tail. They share a common ancestry with Africa's monkeys and apes, but were isolated from those species around 50 million years ago when Madagascar separated from the African continent. All lemur species today are endangered due to the rapid destruction of their forest habitat. 

Most lemur species primarily live in trees, however, the Ring-tailed frequently uses the ground for travel. They are also more active during the day and live in groups of 5-30. 

The word Lemur comes from old Latin, and refers to ghosts or spirits. The staring eyes, haunting sounds and nocturnal ways of the lemur inspired early observers to think of them as ghosts or forest spirits.


They have powerful scent glands and use their unique odor as a communication tool and even as a kind of weapon. They also communicate with short grunting sounds.

Like their celebrity look-a-like, the females tend to be more dominant than males.

Taylor Momsen 

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The Pygmy Marmoset is the smallest living monkey. Its head and body length varies from 14 to 16 centimeters and its tail length varies from 15 to 20 centimeters and the adult weight is around 85-140 grams. 

Pygmy Marmosets and Emperor Tamarins share many characteristics that are unusual for monkeys. They are small, squirrel-like and monogamous. Males and females are similar in appearance. Females usually have twins instead of single births. And the fathers provide extensive care for their young. 

Its tawny coat is sprinkled with gray and its tail is ringed. Long hairs on its head and cheeks form a mane that hides its ears. Its claws and small size allow it to cling to vertical trunks and branches. For food, it regularly gouges oval-shaped one-inch holes into trees and consumes the tree’s gums and saps. Spiders and insects are also important in their diet. And when they get sick of those tasty meals, they occasionally eat fruits.

You can find the Pygmy Marmoset in Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Bolivia and Brazil.

Like its celebrity look-a-like, the Pygmy Marmoset uses its facial expressions and high-pitched vocalizations to communicate. 

Kate Hudson

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Hey Girl Hey!

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I see you eyeing my morning wood!
The Eurasian Beaver is the largest European rodent and has a lot of the same habits and appearances of the American Beaver. But they are in fact different. The two species aren’t even genetically compatible. North American beavers have 40 chromosomes while Eurasian beavers have 48. Eurasian Beavers also tend to have less rounded heads, longer, narrower muzzles, shorter, less oval-shaped tails, and their anal glands are larger and thin-walled with a large internal volume … incase you’re into that kind of stuff. 

They are now only found in parts of Scandinavia, Poland, France, Southern Germany, Austria and Russia.

They feed on bark and twigs in the winter and on all kinds of vegetation in summer. 

Like its celebrity look-a-like, the Eurasian Beaver is a monogamous mammal. However, there have been some cases where males sleep around and mate with females other than their partners.

Jon, don't make that mistake.

Jon Heder

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No, no one has ever told me I have beaver teeth.

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The Mountain Tapir might look like a strange pig with a trunk, but this ancient animal is actually related to the horse and rhinoceros. 

The Mountain Tapir is the smallest and furriest of the four tapir species. Its color is brownish to black with long hair and a white line around the lips.


It is one of the most endangered large mammals in the world. The primary threats to the mountain tapir are warfare and habitat loss due to poppy farming and the growth of ranching and agriculture in the Andean region.

The Mountain Tapir feeds on leaves, twigs and fruits in Andean forests and páramos. The tapirs are important seed dispersers and a key component for the maintenance of the structure and composition of forests in South America.

They are solitary and their activity is mainly between the first hours of dusk and first hours in sunrise. They are more active in low temperatures than on warm days. Like other tapir species they are comfortable in water and can swim. They also have a very developed sense of smell.

Like its celebrity look-a-like, the Mountain Tapir has a large extended nose and upper lip that it uses to pluck "tasty fruit." 

The Halle Berry is a favorite. 

Adrien Brody

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The Greater Galago, also known as the thick-tailed greater bush baby, is known for its thick fur, bushy tail, large ears, wide snout and remarkable jumping abilities.

It lives in woodland, forested savannah, plantations and bamboo thickets across Somalia, Kenya, Tanzania, Rwanda and South Africa.

This nocturnal animal mostly feeds on tree exudates and fruit, but it also eats a small amount of animal prey including invertebrates, small birds, reptiles and mammals.

The Greater Galago tends to live in a small group and communicate both by calling to others and by marking its path with urine. Females maintain their territory and share them with their offspring. Males leave their mothers' territories after puberty but females remain, forming social groups consisting of closely related females and their young.

Like its celebrity look-a-like, the Greater Galago's large eyes and ears make it that much more adorable.  

Elle Fanning  

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The American Badger, also known as the Taxidea Taxus, might be a well known mammal but it’s still exotic. It has a flat body with short legs and a triangular shaped face. Its body is covered with long hair in shades of black brown white and grey. Its face has a very distinctive pattern. It is black with white strips on the cheeks and a long white strip from the back of its head to the nose.

Aside from looking adorable, these mammals are built to dig. They move dirt faster than any other mammal, including a human with a shovel. They dig in pursuit of prey and then expand tunnels into sleeping burrows. They use these burrows and dens for hunting, sleeping, storing food and giving birth.

American badgers prefer dry, open country, and avoid forests and areas with rocky soil. Primarily found in the great plains of North America. They are the least social of the badger species, preferring a solitary existence.

They feed primarily on small rodents such as squirrels, pocket gophers, kangaroo rats, prairie dogs and mice. Yum. When the rodent population is low, they will also eat scorpions, insects, snakes, lizards and birds. Even yummier. 

Like their celebrity look-a-likes, American Badgers are easy to spot due to their thick expensive fur coats. 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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The Zorse is a cross between a zebra stallion and a horse mare. The zorse takes the color or dominant color gene of the mare and the zebra sire's stripes. While it is possible for this unique breeding match to happen in the wild, most of the time zorses are bred in zoo's or animal institutes. 

While their stripes might make them look different than a horse, they can still be trained to do the same things from trail riding to competing in shows. However, they scare easily and tend to run away from perceived danger more abruptly than a horse. They are also more defensive when they feel stressed or threatened. 

They are known to have almost 360 degree vision with the exception of a blind spot in front of their nose and directly behind them. The zorse's large pricked ears give it incredible hearing. 

Like their celebrity look-a-like, they have long noses and large nostrils that give them a keen sense of smell.



Sarah Jessica Parker 

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The Komondor, also known as the giant mop dog, is known for its unusually dense, protective coat of heavy white cords. The breed was developed in Hungary to guard large herds of sheep and cattle on the plains. So their thick white coat helps them blend in with their flock and protects them from weather extremes. 

The coat of a puppy is relatively soft, but shows signs of corded-like curls. It can take up to two years for the cords to form completely and five years to reach the desired length.

The Komondor is characterized by its imposing strength, dignity, courageous demeanor and pleasing conformation. It is generally reserved and serious with strangers but demonstrative with those he loves and will defend them against any attack.

Their gait is light, leisurely and balanced. They take long strides and are very agile and light on their feet. Owners should be willing to provide daily exercise, obedience training and lots of grooming.

Like its celebrity look-a-like, the Komondor’s coat takes quite a bit of care and time to look presentable. 


Whoopi Goldberg

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